1.You must be emo.
2.First, change your appearance.
3.Cut your hair, and I repeat:Cut your hair!(Don't go and have your hair cut!Cut it yourself:>) Cut it as short as possible. Half of it must interfere with your eyesight (//_*).
4.Buy expensieve clothes with stripes or patterns, wear only converse (wich by the way "ruleeeee") and use black eyeliner.
5.Once you handle your appearance, you have to make friends.Fake friends:| Lots of them! Fast!
6.It's very hard to be EmOtIoNaL. You have to get up early every day, and hide half of your face (//_*) by putting tones of styling gel into your hair.
7.Remember: once you've become emo, you can't go back. [-x
8.Otherwise, you'll end up embarassing yourself in front of the society.
9.Now take a bunch of pictures of yourself and your fake friends. Most of them must be the same. They ought to be taken from high up above.
10.It's very easy: just place the camera above your head and push the button. :>
11.Now post your photos on hi5.
12.Your name must be like this: xXx-EmoShit-xXx.
13.Your profile must be black and pink with stripes or patterns, with all kinds of blinky stuff.
14.If you get photo comments like: "8-> emo :> nice...", "emo style rulllllzzzzz!" or just a simple "<3" than you're definitely emo(or, at least people consider you as one).
15.All emo say: "I'm NOT emo, I'm happy
". Be one of them.
16.Remember: emo is a step below transvestite.
17.Final step: cut your wrists in every direction.
18.Congratulations! You're emo <3 :d/!
Or watch:
2.First, change your appearance.
3.Cut your hair, and I repeat:Cut your hair!(Don't go and have your hair cut!Cut it yourself:>) Cut it as short as possible. Half of it must interfere with your eyesight (//_*).
4.Buy expensieve clothes with stripes or patterns, wear only converse (wich by the way "ruleeeee") and use black eyeliner.
5.Once you handle your appearance, you have to make friends.Fake friends:| Lots of them! Fast!
6.It's very hard to be EmOtIoNaL. You have to get up early every day, and hide half of your face (//_*) by putting tones of styling gel into your hair.
7.Remember: once you've become emo, you can't go back. [-x
8.Otherwise, you'll end up embarassing yourself in front of the society.
9.Now take a bunch of pictures of yourself and your fake friends. Most of them must be the same. They ought to be taken from high up above.
10.It's very easy: just place the camera above your head and push the button. :>
11.Now post your photos on hi5.
12.Your name must be like this: xXx-EmoShit-xXx.
13.Your profile must be black and pink with stripes or patterns, with all kinds of blinky stuff.
14.If you get photo comments like: "8-> emo :> nice...", "emo style rulllllzzzzz!" or just a simple "<3" than you're definitely emo(or, at least people consider you as one).
15.All emo say: "I'm NOT emo, I'm happy
". Be one of them. 16.Remember: emo is a step below transvestite.
17.Final step: cut your wrists in every direction.
18.Congratulations! You're emo <3 :d/!
Or watch:
